The London Weather Station

WEATHER THE WEATHER


Whether the weather be fine

Or whether the weather be not,

Whether the weather be cold

Or whether the weather be hot,

We'll weather the weather

Whatever the weather,

Whether we like it or not.

Q: What did the tornado say to the sports car?
A: Want to go for a spin!

Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
A: Thunderwear!

Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister!

Q: What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
A: I lava you!

Q: What bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow!




sources:
http://www.theweatherprediction.com/humor/wxthewx/
http://www.ducksters.com/jokesforkids/weather.php

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